beer taps uncharted like meer maps
galileaic livers carted to ice-capped summits
what are limits
but self-deprecating tennets to the curious?
the serious turn biles
to the dials of cirius
delirious taps on a dell’s eeriest keys
bored if it weren’t for the dells’ funkiest beats
alexander bell’s chunkiest rings
marry voice to my ears
while mary’s poised with much ease
the holy ghost’s beauty to virginity’s beast
refuse my own birth when the most is my least Continue reading ‘Interlude to Nonesense’
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Selam Hiz'boche – Reappearing yet again to bask in the grandeur that is Wondinet Haile and my inner workings!
Endete SenebetaceHulegn! I come to the land of Bernosowch out of wholly concerned for the Ethio-Ladies. Tissue paper is used for NefT lemenafeT. If you have sinus, allergies or stuff nose; get some DayQuil, NyQuil, Benadryl, something that ends with 'il!'
I didn't know Ethiopians were apt to be Nasally Congested! Have you ever seen those stuffy nose commercials? There are a millions of over-the-counter nostril-unpluggers. You can take some orally, sniff or for those more used to suppositories, they are available at your neighborhood grocery store.
There is war going on! Its not between two, it’s between four. There is the deodorant, the scented lotion, the hairspray and the perfume! Continue reading ‘ethioperfumoholics!’

It was Sunday morning the day before the Western Christmas, I was logged into Bernos and reading the comments in reply to the Bernos Press announcement. And then my user profile robotically decreased or so I thought.
Then post by posts started to disappear, right in front of my eyes. I turned off the database and attempted to contact our web hosting company to no avail, as it was Christmas Eve. The Bernos Blog was down for a whole two days for the first time since March 2006. The Blog was down once before but only for a day while we were upgrading our hosting service.
After some doing we were able to retrieve most of the data that was lost. We had to pay for a database backup retrieve. An unexpected cost as a Christmas present! We were able to restore all the content up till Thursday, which means that all the comments between Thursday and Sunday was lost. Continue reading ‘Bernos Hacked!’
Published by December 26th, 2006 in Bernos.
Extra extra … read all about the Bernos Press will be live at 2:30 pm on January 17th!
We’ve talked about it; we’ve discussed it and now we’re gonna do it! Do it now, do it…!That is a real song!
If you don’t know, now you know….It’s coming Jan 17th!
While we were targeting a certain demographic of Ethiopians to sell our T-shirts too, we built a nice little community. What do we know? There is no real data but from the emails, customer data, blog, and website analytics we were able to gather a few details. Hey we are not anally-retentive! Not perfect but it will do!
- We are Ethiopians!
- We are somewhat global! (mostly N. America and Europe)
- We are 21 through 39! (40 is over the hill)
- We are either in school and or working! ( if you are not you are bozene) Continue reading ‘Bernos Press’
Last night, as I was getting out of my works building and of the, I stopped for a minute and realized that I was actually done with my MBA. So despite my excitement about my new professional life, I knew it will take me sometimes to get used to “The real world,” as opposed to a student life.
To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.” Chinese proverb
Anyways, on a beautiful Monday evening, I turned my final, signed copy of my project. My graduate school professor did some last-minute checks on the document and pronounced it acceptable. After 2 years of Graduate school and 4 years of Undergraduate school with labor and sweat, I was finally done!
While walking back to my car, I was surely disappointed that the heavens didn’t part, with trumpet-playing and angels descending to announce this monumental occasion. Instead I pumped into one of my old professors congratulating me by saying. Continue reading ‘Mood Swing!’
Published by December 21st, 2006 in Personal and Social.

