I was on a real date once upon a time in a certain city. We had a bottle of wine among the other things, at a nice cozy place that was more crowded than a train during rush hour.

The tables so close together that it’s impossible to avoid eavesdropping at your neighbors.

Krazy Larry and his bud were next to us. Every once in a while he would intervene in our conversation; and yarn to us in the most abstrusely coarse voice you can imagine.

We laughed and laughed, although I didn’t understand half the things he was saying, the wine helped. Let’s just say everyone was over the limit so cackles came easily.

Krazy Larry is a pant maker in New York City. I think he gave my date a card, and told her that she would look great in his pants.

Fax me honey!�

Is email ok? No No, no emails! Fax me your address and I shall mail you a Krazy Larry pants.

Indeed she faxed him her pant size and got a call!

he called me at work – same hoarse smoker’s voice with lots of humor…”

So once she got her pants, I wanted to Google him to see if what I remember that night was real. Well…I found this post; what another person thought of him.

Krazy Larry is a character living the cool life of fashion designer in NYC. He is eccentric and vivacious and has a twisted view of life in the fast lane.